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Well its been some while since i last updated so lets do that. Anyway, there are a lot of serious question sent in by friends from all over which demanded to be put on blog and i didn't have time and never bothered. I mean "Who gives a DAM!" right? I'm just joking Jess. Anywayz i just didn't have time to blog this couple of weeks even when the timetable is better then last semester. So i'll start from Michelle since she's been demanding top priority.

You and your best friend [guy or girl] likes the same person [guy or girl]. What would you do? [Like as in serious love.]

This is a horrible question Michelle but i will answer it with my pride on stake. FIRSTLY, i ain't gay and i ain't some hardcore yaoi [guy & guy love] fan. I don't mind my best friend being gay though, free world? Do anything you wan with your life goddammit. I probably would not stop reminding him he's gay. If my best friend is a girl, who likes another girl. I'll have the world know that i have full support for lesbian relationships. Lesbians are HAWT. I'll like to have more lesbians running around in the future. Of cos not in the circumstances that i won't find any straight woman left. In this case, i'll still go ahead in woo-ing her. Hey its possible she's straight. Plus, if my best friend is a hot girl i probably would have gone for her as well. If my best friend is a guy that likes the same girl as me. Well, may the best man win asshole. All system green, friendlyfire ON!

A guy comes and punch you in the face. What would your next action be?

Now i would not stand there like an idiot and ask him a stupid question like "Why did you hit me?!" and risk being hit again. Infact, i'll hit him, then ask him why. Plus, he assaulted me first. I seem to be in a winning position by courts law. Unless he pulls out a knife next. I'll run then. This is the time when you wish your friend are not idiotic Malaysians and stand there while you get stab.

Friend 1: "OMG, HE KILLED PHEE CHIEN!"
Friend 2: "YOU BASTARD!!"
Phee Chien: UuuuGggghhh.... *Bleeds to death*

Kee Chuan's Questions.

Girl offers you sex for free. Young, hawt and beautiful. Next action?

Stop thinking bout sex KC. Here's my answer.I love my virginity so scratch the last part. Ain't doing it people. But she's HAWT though. I'll probably stare till she leaves.

God gives you two ways to die. One, jump off a building. Two, have sex till you die. Which one would you prefer?

I'm assuming heaven and hell is involved? If i picked sex i'm going to hell right? Well, i'll pick jumping off the building then. Its going to end much quicker. Don't get me wrong that i'm trying to tell everyone that i'm a great guy or anything. I think i'll really love sex. Unless god says he's going to put me in heaven for having sex till i die then i'll pick the sex. Obvious choice isn't it? Not having sex beats the crap out of going to hell.

Girlfriend or best friend in an argument. Who to side?

Neither. Sit back and watch. Well depends whose right. Can't support neither if they're both idiots. So its just right to sit back and understand the situation before doing something.

Doing others later. A lot more coming >.<''